back home there’s a famous inn renowned for it’s ridiculously kitschy “themed” rooms that haven’t changed since like the 1960’s-70’s & i’ve always wanted to stay in one really bad (esp that last one like hello, giant round blue bed??? amazin)
my brain: you could totally throw your phone out the window of this moving car right now. it is 100% possible for you to chuck your hundreds-of-dollars phone out the window and lose everything on it and have you parents scream at you for doing something so implausibly stupid. isn’t that fucked up? that could totally happen right now